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Strain review: MAC from Prohibition Herb

I decided earlier this week that if I had to save just one city in Texas it would be Houston. Someone out there would save lame ass San Antonio, but not me. I would save Houston. It’s lowkey way cooler than Austin, which takes itself a little too seriously these days, and Dallas? Psh. Let’s not even go there. Why was I...

Strain review: Longs Peak Blue from Green House Durango

You know those strains that you don’t expect to kick you in your teeth? The kind that immediately transport you from a productive, semi-useful member of society to a happy but useless blob of slime? Yeah, welcome to my experience with Longs Peak Blue, the strain we’re reviewing for The Green House Durango this week.

I...

Strain review: Wedding Cake from Prohibition Herb

I’m not going to lie to you guys. It’s been a struggle to find ways to sit still during this weird time we’re in. I know it’s important for everyone’s safety, but holy balls am I bored being stuck inside. The only thing that’s been keeping me semi-sane is weed. Sweet, sweet weed.

One of the strains that has helped...

Strain review: GMO from Prohibition Herb

Hi there. If you’re my neighbors, I’d like to take this time to reassure you that the coughing and choking you heard from my home last weekend was not me spreading seeds of COVID-19 all over. It was me choking on a bowl of some of weed — well, a bowl of GMO from Prohibition Herb, to be exact. I know it sounded like I was...

Strain review: Strawberry Cough from The Green House Durango

It seems appropriate — or even strangely silly — that we’re reviewing a strain called Strawberry Cough in the midst of a pandemic that causes people to cough like a bunch of choking stoners, yet here we are. This is real life, folks. Buckle up, I guess.

Anyway, we are indeed reviewing a strain called Strawberry Cough...

Edible review: Dragonfruit-flavored Phyx Water by Spherex

I wasn’t super sure how to feel when I first got my hands on a four-pack of Phyx Water. I’m not super big on edibles — I generally try to avoid drooling on myself and talking nonsense, which is what happens when I take one — and that’s precisely what Phyx is. Or, so I thought anyway.

I learned very quickly that Phyx is...

Strain review: LucidMood vapes from Prohibition Durango

You know a product is good when a ton of different people – some of whom rarely smoke; others who are regular imbibers; some who have shied away from cannabis because of panic attacks – all like it, even with their unique, individualized preferences.

That was the case with the LucidMood vape pens, which are disposable...

Strain review: Champagne Kush from the Green House Durango

Hi there, fellow insomniacs. Do you suffer from sleep-related issues? Do you find yourself waking up time and time again with your brain spinning at a hundred miles an hour? Yeah, me too, and it effing blows.

But it doesn’t have to! It can blow much less with this handy little trick I’m about to tell you about. (But...

Strain review: Blue Dream from The Green House Durango

“You need to calm down.”

If you hear that phrase often — and NOT because you’re friends with someone who won’t stop singing Taylor Swift songs (if you do have friends like that, well, RIP to your sanity) — then you’re probably in need of some Blue Dream, a strain we’re reviewing this week for the Green House...

Strain review: Papaya Punch from Prohibition Herb

Well, you guys — I leveled up. This week I smoked some weed that caused me to write some of the most unintelligible notes I’ve ever seen. Stoner level complete, I guess.

I’m not kidding, by the way. These notes are an impressive mess of nonsense, but I clearly felt the need to jot them down as my mind delved into the...

Edibles review: 1906 Love chocolates

Weed and sex go together like, well … they go together better than just about anything, and I refuse to make comparisons because there ain’t nothin’ like it. Stoned sex is the best sex. If you aren’t regularly smoking weed and bumpin’ uglies, well, my condolences for your wasted life. It’s time to get on that. Yes, I am...

Strain review: Dankey Kong from The Green House Durango

Have you ever felt super human, like you could use your mind to toss giant wooden barrels at annoying 8-bit humans who are trying to steal the princess back that you rightfully stole? If your answer is no, then you obviously have not smoked any Dankey Kong, the indica hybrid strain we’re reviewing this week for The Green...

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