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Topical review: Dixie Topicals SYNERGY Soak 100:100

I overdid it on Halloween. Like, way overdid it. My body ached, my brain ached, my ... I don’t know. Everything freaking ached, OK?

I recognize that part of getting old is feeling like actual ass after drinking, but my brain doesn’t always take this information into account when I’m bored. Sometimes it just lets me be...

Strain review: Mac & Cheese from the Green House Durango

I spent the night before the 2020 presidential election laughing, and laughing, and laughing some more. No, I wasn’t losing my mind over the stress and uncertainty of the election — which is stressing out tons of Americans on both sides of the fence. I was high.

Well, I was high on a hybrid strain of weed called Mac...

Strain review: Jungle Cake rom The Green House Durango

I never know what I’ll be getting when I open up a container of bud from The Green House in Durango. Some weeks it’s tiny, compact nugs of steel, and other weeks it’s thicc ol’ buds that fill up the whole container. It’s always a guessing game in terms of what the strains will look like.

What’s not a guessing game,...

Strain review: Truck Stop #7

Don’t leave your open weed grinder on the arm of the couch if you’re going to smoke Truck Stop #7 from The Green House Durango. I learned this little lesson last weekend when I was smoking said strain for this review. What happens if you do, you ask? Well, nothing good.

In this case, I just spilled freaking ground up...

Edible review: 1906 Midnight

My nights with insomnia usually go something like this: fall asleep. Wake up an hour later with a terrible ’90s crotch-rock song in my head. Flop around for an hour. Get up, get some food. Read a bunch of dumb junk on Reddit. Fall back asleep. Wake up 20 minutes later with another freaking song in my head. Accept my fate. Lay...

Strain review: Her Highness from Prohibition Herb

Ever pondered what role you would play if you were a member of a royal family? Yeah, me neither, but this week’s strain from Prohibition Herb is named Her Highness. With a name that regal, this seems like a fitting game to play.

So, let’s do it. Who would you be? Would you go modern, a la Prince Harry or his hot wife?...

Edible review: Sinsère Chocolates from The Green House Durango

Let’s just get something out of the way up front, shall we? I have no idea how to say Sinsère, which is only a problem considering that we’re reviewing Sinsère Chocolates from Love’s Oven for The Green House in Durango this week. Is it pronounced sincere? Sin-serey? Sin-sciere? I truly do not know.

Luckily, I don’t have...

Strain review: Zookies from Prohibition Herb

Awww, sookie sookie, now.

That’s all I can think of when I hear the word Zookies, which is the name of the strain we’re reviewing this week from Prohibition Herb. What does this strain have to do with that throwback phrase denoting excitement? Nothing, really, except for the fact that I was super excited to review this...

Edible review: Creme brulee Edibar from The Green House Durango

I am not going to lie to you guys. Most edibles gross me out or put me into a freaking weed version of a K-hole that I never want to venture into again when it’s over. I don’t know why my stupid body reacts like that to THC in edible form vs. the delightful way it reacts to THC that is smoked or vaporized, but I guess that’s...

Strain review: Super Sour Lemon from Prohibition Herb

Very few tastes and smells evoke the feeling of summer for me quite like citrus. There’s just something so clean — so crisp and sunny — about the scent of a lemon or an orange.

I’m not sure where that feeling comes from. Perhaps it was the fact that I grew up in south Texas, where I spent my childhood playing among the...

Edible review: Ripple Quicksticks from Prohibition Herb

How do we all feel about Pixy Stix? Good? Great? Of course we feel great about Pixy Stix. We all (presumably) consume cannabis, and Pixy Stix are delicious when you’re stoned — even if those tubes of flavored sugar add to the cottonmouth problems with smoking.

OK, so since you all definitely love Pixy Stix, how do we...

Strain review: Pamelina from The Green House Durango

Holy mother of god. That’s all I can say about Pamelina, the strain we’re reviewing for The Green House in Durango this week. I basically have no words.

And I mean that. This strain was wild. Have you ever smoked a strain that made the floor look like lava while you’re tripping out over the idea that people live in...

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