Ever smoked a High Times Cannabis Cup Colorado people’s choice award-winning strain? (Good lord, that was a mouthful.) I have — and if you haven’t, you have no excuse for it. This strain is available right down the dang road, whether you live in Pagosa Springs or Durango.
Not sure what I’m talking about? Well, I’m...
Have you ever encountered a vape that works so well you emit clouds large enough to make you feel like a dang dragon? I have, and I am now frigging obsessed with this thing.
What is it, you ask? Oh, it’s just the Seed & Smith Dart, a handy little vape battery and cartridge system from the cannabis connoisseurs up at...
They called it mellow yellow (banana). When I was trying to think of a way to kick this review off, that song was all that came to mind, so we’re going with it. That’s where I’m at right now. You’re welcome for the unnecessary information!
Anyway, the reason this song is an earworm invading my brain right now is because...
Aye, so I’m just going to get right to the point with this review: Break Dance, the strain we’re reviewing this week for The Green House Durango, don’t eff around. This strain, an indica dominant hybrid, will kick your freaking ass.
I ain’t even kidding you, man. This strain is a killer. I’m lucky I smoked it in the...
Hello out there! This is Blaze and Puf, your two friendly neighborhood potheads. Last issue we kicked off a new feature in this here magazine called, well, “Ask a couple of potheads,” and this is round two of your question and answer series. We...
I made a pretty epic mistake, you guys. I decided to smoke some of Prohibition Herb’s Southwest Stomper at like 6 p.m. on a Monday, and let me tell you ... it wasn’t my greatest idea.
Now, this is not a knock on the strain itself. This is me knocking the fact that I almost passed out on my couch before eating the huge...
When it comes to smoking weed, my body responds in one of two ways: either my head is cleared of the spiderwebs and I’m a productivity machine or I am a zombie, arms raised as I try to navigate my way to the couch with armloads of brains ... err ... chips.
Rarely do I come across a strain that does both simultaneously,...
I am rarely, rarely enthused about reviewing an edible. It’s not that I’m not grateful for the badass job I get to do — who gets to review weed and edibles and concentrates for a living? — but I have had a sordid history with those things. I can never get the freaking equation right. Either I eat one and there are no effects,...
I have some advice for you. This doesn’t happen often, so pay attention. It is important.
My advice, based on my review of Orange Apricot Pie from The Green House in Durango, is this: Don’t underestimate the power of the strain based on the size of the buds. Apparently it is not the girth of the weed, but the motion of...
I am so behind on all of the new cannabis products that are hitting shelves. Not only has 2020 been the equivalent of licking a dirty foot, but it’s also making me feel like I’m completely out of the loop on everything — cannabis included. I didn’t even realize I was that far behind until I got an email from Prohibition Herb...
There was a point in time when 22.2% THC would have seemed insane to me. That time was probably high school, when weed had like 5% THC in it and it came from some shady source out behind the gym (and by that I mean my friend Baldo, who also once hit the snack machine on campus so hard that he shattered the glass). These days,...
If Prohibition keeps giving me wax to try out, I’m going to need to beg them to also give me an interpreter who can dig through my notes and make sense of them. Those are my feelings as I write up this review for Funky Gorilla Wax, anyway. I may feel better once this is over, but for now, I am on the struggle bus to make...
